Joe's Place & Marieta's Homemade Piña Coladas

Where Hospitality Goes to Die

⚠️ NOT RECOMMENDED
★☆☆☆☆ (1/5 - "Worse than a DMV line")

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I’ve encountered my fair share of underwhelming service, but Joe's Place & Marieta's Homemade Piña Coladas redefines the term ‘hostile hospitality.’ The bartender acted as if serving drinks was a personal inconvenience, delivering a masterclass in indifference with a side of eye rolls. If you enjoy being treated like a nuisance rather than a paying customer, this is your spot!

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Final verdict: Unless you’re a masochist who enjoys bad service with your overpriced drinks, avoid at all costs.